Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...