Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Diff Between Man and Childbirth
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...