Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
Mother of Six!
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is...
Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing...
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...