Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...
Wishing
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...