Kids Thoughts!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...