A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a...
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist…
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...