You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
President Clinton
There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...