Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
A jealous husband hires a private detective…
A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder…
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...