Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...