Little Johnny and the experiment.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
Top 10 – Soccer vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
A Well Dressed Man
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...