Pilot On Drugs
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
Things To Think About Our Government
29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 Have been arrested...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Really cute one.
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the...
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....