Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic