Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
Government is there
|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology...
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time…
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined...
65 Bumper Stickers!
TOP BUMPER STICKER’S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit.2. Practice...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”