Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Letter from Daughter to Parents
Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months...
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The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Earn it hiking
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding...
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
Rules Guys Wish Women Knew!
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Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...