Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
The 5 toughest questions!
The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers…The questions are:1.What are...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Disorder in Court
From a little book called “Disorder in the Court”. These are things that people...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...