Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Miss My Ex
I Still Miss My Ex..But My Aim Is Getting Better!
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...