Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...