Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...