A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
A businessman boards a flight…
66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...