Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
21 types of pissers!
21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN’S ROOM!EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
A man let out a humongous burp…
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...