Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Why it’s great to be a man!
Reasons why it’s great to be a man:Your butt is never a factor in...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Jose can you see!
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red...
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...