A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
20 truths about men
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2....
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!