Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
University Courses For Women
Etiquette and Behavior:EB101: PMS (Preposterous Mood Swings) -Learning To Sleep Over At Mother’sEB102: We...
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Unusual State Laws
Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female...