Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
The Dump List
The Perfect Dump – Every once in a while, each of us experiences a...
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Bug flew into a barn
|A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...