An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
Bubba and Junior!
Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...