The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
Casey married a rich widow
|Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...