Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear…
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as…
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers....