Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Good question
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Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Job Interviews
We have all been through job interviews, and we have spent most of the...