Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
Home burglar survey
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
Weight Control
Weight ControlHere’s the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...