Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?