Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...
You’ve got mail
|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...