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An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
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The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
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There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
Life Science Final Exam
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Quick Ones!
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