How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
Humor about Leprechauns
|An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...