Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
An unfortunate coincidence
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...