Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky