Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
During WW II an American soldier…
During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor...