Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
Why Blonde Jokes Are One-liners
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them. or So...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
Flea jokes 01
|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they...
The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...