Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats’ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in...
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia…
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...