Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
Great memory!
A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to...