I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists…
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a ‘Diana Tour’ – a personal...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...