A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
Women…rules men wish you would learn!
RULES MEN WISH WOMEN KNEW:If you think you’re ugly, you probably are. Don’t ask...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...