Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian….
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...