I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
How are you doing?
|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Two In One Grave?
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!