To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...