What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Question: What is 1 + 2?
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
Colombian computer joke
Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer...