Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
A poor little girl was begging in the street…
A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...