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WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...
Jewish mothers
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on...
Psychoanalysis Quicker For Men
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t…Have you looked through her briefs?He is...
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...