How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Wooden Airfield
An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that hasbeen told...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...