Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Some of life’s truisms.
Some of life’s truisms…Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support...