DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
Native American hears
|A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman...
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Talking Dirty
If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you...
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...